things that are currently annoying me

unimpressed michelle is unimpressed

1. when people make a "joke" about you, and you don't laugh and they go all like, "ooOooOOh ____ isn't happy, _____ can't take a joke lolololoalallalala". BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE THE FACT THAT YOUR CRAP ASS JOKE WASN'T FUNNY AMIRITE? FALSE. I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU DOUCHE

2. when you tell someone something like, "i have this really bad headache...because i slept really late last night", and they go all like, "oh well i can't sympathize" / "oh that was your fault". I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE I DID NOT ASK FOR ANY FUCK TO BE GIVEN

3. when ashley tisdale and vanessa hudgens show up on tv

i'm sure there are more but i'm too annoyed to remember anything right now

we're not the same, dear

it's sad but it's true,
that maybe you were meant for me
but i wasn't meant for you

I WISH THERE WAS A HALLOWEEN EVERY MONTH

a list of what-i-want-to-be-this-year but probably won't and end up being something lame ass like sexy whorefaced sailor slut girl or britney spears back in the 90's:

- dwight schrute
- wannabe white asian gangstuh
- hipster ▲▲▲
- a mexican
- jesus
- a half eaten pizza
- ash ketchum
- socially awkward penguin
- hermione granger back when she wasn't hot
- myspace girl
- spanish buzzlightyear